2 seconds 

From the great stoner movie "Shawn of the Dead."
2 seconds is the theoretical time it takes to do something totally unnesecary or dumb.

Tim "Argh, get this thing off me!"
John "2 seconds," (pulls out camera) "say cheese!"

2 seconds by LucySkyDiamond April 24, 2005

2 Seconds 

The code you use so as not to get caught when you see a really hot girl and need to alert your buddy.

2 seconds...
Ah yeah, thanks for the heads up, man, she’s awesome!

2 Seconds by Staifreak June 22, 2018

2 seconds 

When somebody is doing something undesirable or acting like an idiot they have 2 seconds to stop what they are doing. Commonly used along with "Yoo K".

You: "Jakie, get off the comp."
Jackie: "I can't I'm running MC"
You: "Yoo K, 2 seconds...."

2 seconds by Pants69 February 19, 2007

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2.6 seconds

In a very short amount of time.

"Aight dogg, I`ll be there in 2.6 seconds."

2.6 seconds by Kendogg October 16, 2003

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2 second rule 

Used in restaurant kitchens in terms of food dropped on the floor, if it is ownly on the floor for a loose "2 SC" it's still ok to serve to the guest.

"Holy shit, did you see me drop that steak?"
"Your good, ya got it within the 2 second rule."

2 second rule by chef t July 31, 2006