A sexual maneuver in which the male/female who is performing this technical/magnificent act, uses a prime number of digits (3) from one hand to pleasure a female recipient. The pointer (index)
finger is used in correlation with the middle (digitus medius)
finger, as both are to be inserted into the vaginal cavity of aforementioned recipient. Digit #3 is your
pinky (
baby)
finger, which will be used to"fullfil" the final structural component required to accomplish this maneuver. All three digits are to be placed INSIDE the predetermined placement points (
PPP), simultaneously. Once you feel like all three digits have been properly placed, you can move on to the next phase of the maneuver. Slowly move your digits in a thrusting, in-and-out motion. This is the basic movement used to achieve the pinnacle of pleasure (
POP). Any additional choreography is to be used at your own discretion. Note: some form of
water/silicone based lubricant is not a mandatory requirement, but does come as a recommendation. This maneuver could also be called "The Shocker." Not to be mistaken for "The Spocker" or "The Show Stopper."
Me: "I overheard a
college kid yesterday that said, 'Ya
bro, 2 in the pink 1 in the stink, ha ha ha ha ha ha.'"
Co-worker: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha."
Me: "That's what I said! I can't believe all the nasty things
people do in the sack."
Co-worker: "No kidding."
Me: "I'm going to try it on Felicia tonight."
(Moment of silence)
Both: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha."
