Bench friend

That friend that isn't quite good enough to be the first call when you have something cool happen. They only get the call when the First string friend isn't answering.

I just banged Tanya and her sister at the same time... I gotta call my boy and tell him.

Dam he didn't answer..... who is my bench friend. I'll call him.

by Bobba43074 July 26, 2021

PussPaws

The opposite of man hands. Weak or not strong digits.

Look Tim can't open that jar of stuff.

No shit, that's because he has PussPaws!

by Bobba43074 April 17, 2020

2 in the drink 1 in the stink

Taking to down 2 loads down the gullet while getting 1 up the rear.

Tim is a beast! He had 2 in the drink 1 in the stink and was looking for more.....

by Bobba43074 April 10, 2020