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2/13 is the day a man is born a soon to be prodigy with nothing but grit and a fat cock. He eats nails for breakfast and your mother’s coochie for dinner.
Oh my !! He was born on 2/13 he must be great in the sheets
2/13 by Gigantor peen October 28, 2019
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Rule 2.13 

If you eat a whopper your shit will stink like a whopper
Ryan: Did you just eat a whopper?

Dave: Yeah?

Ryan: Rule 2.13
Rule 2.13 by lostinthevoid September 29, 2009

Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish 

Another way to call someone a waste of oxygen.
Jogn: Bro Ezra you're such a Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish
Ezra: Stfu Jergens Ultra Healing Hand and Body Lotion, Dry Skin Moisturizer with Vitamins C, E, and B5
12 jurors+1 judge+1/2 a chance= 13 1/2
That murderer is 13 1/2
13 1/2 by EazyE March 27, 2004
12 jurors, 1 judge, 1/2 a prayer
Trigger Nick was up against 13 1/2 when he went to court for wanton endangerment with a firearm.

Deezy was 13 1/2 when he dealt with that W.M.D. charge
13 1/2 by Deezy The Boss May 1, 2008

13 and a 1/2 

A term or quote to usually associated with convicted felons or people who did bids upstate that symbolizes "12 jurors, one judge, and half a chance".
This cannon on the block just came home from up top and got a tattoo 13 and a 1/2 on the side of his neck.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 

This is how to count to 20. Pretty sure you already know this.
I am going to count to 20. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20.
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