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1337sp33k 

1337sp33k (n.)

1. The language in which n00bs communicate with each other.
2. A language that uses numbers and abbreviations, because apparently they are easier to type.
3. A variation of "LeetSpeek" which is a variation of "EliteSpeak" which originated when n00bs started taking over the internet and believed themselves to be "elite" or superior to those who do not speak with numbers or talk like retards.
"That n00b keeps talking to me in 1337sp33k."
"Kick his ass."
1337sp33k by HaleysHeresat March 5, 2009

1337speak 

A form of online slang that substitutes normal lettering for numbers or symbols.
4LL j00 n00b5 b0w t0 my h4x0r 5k11L5
1337speak by flushes May 24, 2003

1337 sp33k 

h4x0r sp33k, also known as 1337 sp34k.

Using numbers as letters for as little as one word, to entire conversations..

A: 4 or l\ or ^ or @ or /\ or /-\
B. l3 or 8 or ß or ]3 or l:
C: ( or < or © or ¢
D: l) or l> or ])
E: 3
F: l= or # or ƒ
G: 9
H: l-l
L: 1 or !
J: _l
K: l<
P: l> or |D
Q: & or (\) or ¶
R: l2
S: 5 or $
T: 7
U: l_l
V: \/
W: \/\/
X: >< or }{
Y: just use the Y
Z: 2

There are more you can use, those are the one's that I prefer to use.

In 1337 sp33k/1337 sp34k, you can also use p as o, in words such as PWNT, derived from owned, changed to pwned, and pwnage, etc.,
very gay.

0l\/l9 lyl<3 l)!l) y0l_l 533 l-l!5 l-l4><04 5l<!11z?!
1337 sp33k by 511q d00d May 5, 2005

1337 sp33k 

Assumed to be the 'language' of hackers, '1337 sp33k' was invented as a was t get around restictions on BBS. Almost a mix of written shorthand and ebonics, with a keyboard thrown in.

'1337 sp33k' can be read as 'elite speak,' it is mostly just numbers (or symbols) that look slightly similar to letters. 'T' turns into '7' or '+' and 'S' is sometimes turned into '$'.

Despite the continued use of this code to avoid online cencoring, people who use 'elite speak' a great deal are generally mocked.
'She think's she's so cool because she knows 31337 sp33k! ' or 'What a b!+ch'
1337 sp33k by Alexia Lovecraft January 26, 2004

13375p33x0r 

A person who pretends to be cool by speeking in 13375p33k (computergeekese), but is really just in dork-denial and sucks (is NOT 1337) in every respect, including the cock. See fudge packer.
I've been traumatized for life ever since I walked in on that 13375p33x0r feverishly whacking his 2" dick to gay porn.
13375p33x0r by Nick D May 31, 2003

13375P34K 

The cyber language of the typical 13 year old boy. Usually uttered during times of high emotion.
A 13 year old boy wins a fight on an MMORPG:

English - It appears that i've beaten you.
13375P34K - 0MG U GT P4N3D!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111ONE
13375P34K by pseudonymnity November 26, 2010

13375p33x0r 

Clan slang used on CS.
Translates to: Leet Speakers
Pronounced "LeetSpeakzors"

w00t!Im gunna h4x0r5 u c0mpu73r.
13375p33x0r by Anonymous June 2, 2003
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