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1337 5p34k 

Language used by geeks to help them identify one another.
Geek: "/-\55|-|0|_3!!"
Normal person: What did he just say?
Normal person#2: He just called you an asshole dude.
1337 5p34k by bunee May 3, 2005
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1337 5p34k 

The worst thing someone using a computer will encounter.
It insults people, makes certain companies lose money: Such as Gravity.
BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE DO NOT CARE ABOUT THE COMMUNITY!
PEOPLE SAY STUFF LIKE:
#4#4 ! pwn3|> j00 n00b #4#4 h3 !5 50 n008!5# 0|\/|6 w7F88Qz0rZ.
Keep in mind these were invented by hackers. And I for one consider people who use this are actual hackers.
Airplane...
Leet guy: |>4 p4!n !!
Stewardess: Sir, are you alright? Do you need a doctor?
Leet guy: I n33d h31p!!
Stewardess: I'm sorry, I don't...
Leet guy: 3y3 n33d5 j00 70 g375 d4 d0<70r. 3y3 g075 50m3 b4d p4!n !n m4 c#357. 3y3 n335s m4 pi115!!
Stewardess: Does anyone in here speak leet?
Another Leet guy: j0.
See. If you speak leet and need urgent help, too bad. That's why leet people will die if they keep speaking leet.
1337 5p34k by Nikko May 1, 2005

1337 5P34K 

1337 5P34K, otherwise known as leet (elite) speak is the language used by gamers during their matches.
OMFG! u r a h4xx0r! u c0uldn7 h4v3 d0n3 7h47!

PWND u n00b!
1337 5P34K by Smo April 3, 2005

13375p33x0r 

A person who pretends to be cool by speeking in 13375p33k (computergeekese), but is really just in dork-denial and sucks (is NOT 1337) in every respect, including the cock. See fudge packer.
I've been traumatized for life ever since I walked in on that 13375p33x0r feverishly whacking his 2" dick to gay porn.
13375p33x0r by Nick D May 31, 2003

1337sp33k 

1337sp33k (n.)

1. The language in which n00bs communicate with each other.
2. A language that uses numbers and abbreviations, because apparently they are easier to type.
3. A variation of "LeetSpeek" which is a variation of "EliteSpeak" which originated when n00bs started taking over the internet and believed themselves to be "elite" or superior to those who do not speak with numbers or talk like retards.
"That n00b keeps talking to me in 1337sp33k."
"Kick his ass."
1337sp33k by HaleysHeresat March 5, 2009

13375p33x0r 

Clan slang used on CS.
Translates to: Leet Speakers
Pronounced "LeetSpeakzors"

w00t!Im gunna h4x0r5 u c0mpu73r.
13375p33x0r by Anonymous June 2, 2003