Computer Help Desk Technician: "Thank you for calling the Computer Help Desk, how may I help you?"
User: "Yeah. My internet ain't workin?"
Computer Help Desk Technician: "What browser are you using
sir?"
User: "Windows XP"
Computer Help Desk Technician: "No no. Not your operating system, what do you use to go on the internet?"
User: "My laptop"
Computer Help Desk Technician: "Ok. Let's try this. When you go on the Internet, do you
click on a big blue E? or a red
fox?"
User: "I
click on Start"
Computer Help Desk Technician: *Puts User on Hold* "Looks like we got a 12:00 Flasher here boys. I'll be skipping my
lunch today"