Definitions by onebisexualgal

xdphobia

when someone is afraid/dislikes the use of xd, xD, XD, or X-D

Jordan: i hate the laughing emoji ‘😂’
Tori: ok i will start saying XD

Jordan: nO! i have xdphobia!!
Tori: oh ok XD

Merch

giving a handjob and then getting fingered while your parents are near by.

“Hey guess what guys.”
what
“i got 12:00 last night.”

oh damn did your parents catch you?

“nah im pretty stealthy”