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When you have to tell her...
one more time...
she is the one...
all you need...
look...
her eyes...:-)
tell her one more time...
you love her so much...
it is unimaginable how much
you love her...
you want her...
with you...
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1158 by Wanderlust_721 August 31, 2023
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The time that satan was born and is now known as when he will “feast” on innocent virgins by mentally destroying them to the point of medication and therapy
Dude did you hear about Becky? She she hung around for 11:58 and now she’s in the mental hospital.
11:58 by Smart juan June 21, 2019
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11:58 is two whole minutes before noon.
Person 1:"What time is it?"
Person 2:"Oh, it is 11:58."
11:58 by ExtremEnder October 18, 2019

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