11:58

The time that satan was born and is now known as when he will “feast” on innocent virgins by mentally destroying them to the point of medication and therapy

Dude did you hear about Becky? She she hung around for 11:58 and now she’s in the mental hospital.

11:58 by Smart juan June 21, 2019

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11:58

11:58 is two whole minutes before noon.

Person 1:"What time is it?"
Person 2:"Oh, it is 11:58."

11:58 by ExtremEnder October 18, 2019

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1158

When you have to tell her...
one more time...
she is the one...
all you need...
look...
her eyes...:-)
tell her one more time...
you love her so much...
it is unimaginable how much
you love her...
you want her...
with you...

1158...

1158 by Wanderlust_721 August 31, 2023

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budgetz-11580 by budgetz June 5, 2026

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budgetz-11585 by budgetz June 5, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

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