11:58

The time that satan was born and is now known as when he will “feast” on innocent virgins by mentally destroying them to the point of medication and therapy

Dude did you hear about Becky? She she hung around for 11:58 and now she’s in the mental hospital.

by Smart juan June 21, 2019

11:58

11:58 is two whole minutes before noon.

Person 1:"What time is it?"
Person 2:"Oh, it is 11:58."

by ExtremEnder October 18, 2019