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11:34 is said to be the most demonic time of day. This is when the time 11:34 spells "hell" upside-down on a digital clock. Ancient civilization's wall paintings reveal that if you don't have your pants on and you look at the clock at the exact moment it changes to 11:34 you shall be cursed for eternity, and Satan shall claim your pants.
Steve: Tim! Did you hear about Bill?
Tim: No, what is it?
Steve: He's in the hospital because he got the curse of 11:34!
Tim: OMG, my life is ruined!
11:34 by Numbskull June 1, 2010
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You type this when you have way too much free time or are way too bored.
Teacher: lets count to 50!
Students: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50!

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This is how to count to 20. Pretty sure you already know this.
I am going to count to 20. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20.

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1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30 

numbers 1 to 30 ;)
conting 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30
The number of his name,and the name of his number. Only let those with insight recognize this fact.
If you constantly see the number 1134 on a clock or reciept or anywhere else,you have therefor been selcted for spiritual enlightenment for entry to heaven.
1134 by Alpha Omega August 27, 2003
a series of numbers that if punched into a calculator and the calculator is flipped upside down will display the phrase "go to hell" note this is extremely nerdy.
Devin-i secretly told my teacher to go to hell when i asked him if he knew what my calculator said after i typed in 1134209 and turned it upside down.

Jon- your a douchebag.
1134209 by riseagainst4eva January 1, 2009
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