1000000th base

The act of having sexual intercourse with everyone on the planet... at the same time, whilst watching an episode of the hit comedy 'friends'

It is also not unusual to grow several detachable penises after u get to the one millionth and one base.

Richard: Dude i got to the 1000000th base last week!

Paul: What! that means you had sex with me! and my mum?! and my dad!!! you fucker!!!! What friends episode were you watching?

by nausia_rules October 7, 2006

1000000th Base

Taking a shit in space, and having sex with the shit flying around you. When finished, smear the shit on your face and use it as face cream, whilst your parents film the act and a catholic priest cheering you on

I totes got to 1000000th base last night

Thats alot of poop

by Awex Skeeter March 24, 2010

100000th base

When Mars has sex with earth and creates Saturn and the hubble telescope is used as a dildo for the sun

The universe was created by a 100000th base

by The Hybrid Asian February 10, 2014

10000th base

you suck your own dick and get an aero plane shoved up your ass with a group of men cuming all over your face. Then your mum and dad fuck you and you lick out your mum and tease her clit with a toothbrush.

BOB: '' DUUDDEE I TOTTAALLY HIT 10000TH BASE LAST NIGHT''

TIMMY: '' i heard your mum got an orgasm from a toothbrush?''

by TheBaseMaster August 18, 2011

100000000th base

the act of doing a dangerous amount of meth and having oral sex with george bush sodomizing him with WMDs on top of 10 gay minorities in the middle of Times Square. Then you will proceed to jackoff on a gray squirrel and then fuck it nonstop for two days. Once you are done, you will wipe your dick on every nun's face and eventually it will get warts. When you get the warts proceed to suck your own dick repeatedly until you blow a hole through your head and fuck that hole cut off your balls throw them at your granparents and fuck them then fuck their little chihuahua and eat taco shit while fucking your own bleeding balls then explode an asshole in your mouth and you die. This is the most amazing feat you can possibly acheive. Congratulations

When asked by St. Peter what he has done in his life Bob says: Well, I dealt drugs, raped babies, and fucked my parents and sister on top of a pile of monkey shit, but I did get to 100000000th base last night.

St. Peter: Welcome to heaven champ.

by grandpa fuckhead August 9, 2010

10000th base

Making love to your parents whilst preforming the hustle !

YOU: Hey mom, dad can we have sex ?
MOM+DAD : Sure
YOU : My friends are gonna be stoked when they found out ive hit 10000th base !

by NELSTHON February 15, 2009