1000 years

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The time it takes to go back in to a glacier

It literally took 1000 years for the yak

1000 years by ='srtrx August 23, 2019

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1000 Years of Pain

When you kneel down behind someone, make a gun with both of your middle and index fingers, and then shove them as hard as you can up the persons ass.

I made Ari Holsten cry when I kneeled down behind him and gave him 1000 years of pain.

1000 Years of Pain by Ode Kesef April 1, 2009

1000 years of death

A man randomly pulls down the trousers/skirt and underwear of their chosen victim and shoves his cock up their ass at full speed, forcing the victim off the ground. recreating the scene from naruto where kakashi pulls this mega move.

I pulled the 1000 years of death on Kevin, he'll never recover

1000 years of death by Sister Angelina May 6, 2020

1000 years win

Nazi equivalent of an epic win.

I totally pwned you at Allied General pbem tonight. It was a 1000 years win!

1000 years win by bitchmasterb July 8, 2011

1000 Years Of Death

Where a male or female strips their victim and shoves their fingers up their ass at full speed causing the victim to fly 10ft in the air

“I love the 1000 years of death, it’s my favorite part of foreplay” -Chalier

1000 Years Of Death by Mysterion123 November 20, 2020

Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!

When some one shits their fucking pants because they got fucked up 10-1000 years ago

Friend: I just saw someone with a Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!
You: How did they get fucked?
Friend: Some one said Your mom gay and she wasnt able to say No u
You: Ok that sucks, im gonna take a fucking piss
Friend: Wait n- *fucking dies*
Stranger: SUCK MY B-
You: Shut the fuck up, your mom gay, go the fuck away, hello sir.
Stranger: *fucking explodes*

Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA! by Sebastiansanchat AAAAAAAAAAAAA December 31, 2022

1000 year of death jutsu

A powerful speech in popular American rom-com show one piece

Oh Jerome, I just want to perform 1000 year of death jutsu with you

1000 year of death jutsu by 1000 year of death jutsu December 13, 2021

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026