1ups-man; (pl. 1ups-men) A person who consistently tries to
cut someone, or a a group of
people down by 1uping an achievement or thing they have done, whilst speaking in a conversation.
Generally frowned upon by society, 1ups-men will not recognise they are a loser until someone informs them.
Even then, they will persistently deny the fact they have lied or that they sound like a
douche, until they are blue in the face.
See also (Compulsive Liars & Sames-men)
Eg. 1:
Normal Person: Man, I'm proud of myself, I ran the 100 meters yesterday in 17 seconds. I beat my old record!!
Wranga or other undesirable 1ups-man:
Pfft, You think thats good, I ran it in 6!
Normal Person: Fuck off.
Eg. 2:
Normal Person: Man, I got yell at by my
mother last night
pretty bad.
Wranga or other undesirable 1ups-man: Yeh well, Last night my
mother beat me for 3 hours straight and kicked me onto the street where I've lived for the past 4 weeks.
Normal Person: Then why are you in a freshly ironed school uniform? And why do you have a
cooked lunch with "See you after 3, Honey" written on it, in your mothers handwriting?
Wranga or Undesirable 1ups-man: Uhh, Duhh, Ummm, *comes to a crushing realisation he/she has a mental health issue linked to a morbid self sense of inadequacy in the
eyes of his/her peers, runs to the school toilets and sticks a fork in the electrical socket*
