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The proper response to a fail troll who didn't get you the least bit angry. It's based on a scale from 0 to 10 that measures how successful a troll is, where ten is the most successful and zero is the least.
Troll:
Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.

Oldfag:
0/10, get that copypasta cancer off of my /b/.
0/10 by desuforeverlulz August 20, 2011

theyre a 0-10 but 

theyre a 10 but they wont pee on u, theyre a 9 but have poor hygiene, they a 5 but theyre fruity, they a 8 but they make fun of gay people and poc for fun and amusement, theyre a 10 but they wont give u a blowjob, theyre a 6 but they smell ur socks, theyre a 2 but theyre a 7'3, rich alpha mafia boss from wattpad stories,
theyre a 0-10 but they will pee on u

Richter 10.0 

Flatulence emmited during anal intercourse so forceful the penitrator is forced out of the rectum
" My god, never let um have cabbage before anal she gave me a richter 10.0, almost shit my dick clear off"
Richter 10.0 by Dante_is_dead August 15, 2006
Sherrif's department said she was found 10-0.
10-0 by Cole S. October 23, 2006

Bro 10.0 

I’m a Bro 10.0
Bro 10.0 by WhoIsBro??? July 28, 2022

Bro 10.0 

Cool awesome handsome man
He’s such a Bro 10.0
Bro 10.0 by WhoIsBro??? July 28, 2022
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