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Calling in sick to work because you want go out drinking or because you are hungover.
Bob called in sick tonight. He probably has the .2 flu.
.2 flu by Gout Slayer August 2, 2016
Words you can keep
A hangover. In some states, many establishments are allowed only to sell beer what contains no more than 3.2% alcohol by weight.
"Jen missed work today because she has the 3.2 flu."
3.2 flu by Scott McDaniel May 30, 2006

2-Flush Dump 

A defication of such magnitude, it requires flushing the toilet twice to get the entire product down the toilet.
It should be noted that all men quietly celebrate taking a 2-Flush Dump.
2-Flush Dump by 2Old4This July 25, 2004

2 flusha 

When ur poop way to big for one flush so u have to use two to get that baby down the tubes

2 flusha breaks the boundaries of language. can be used in any country.
Damn son, i just laid a 2 flusha.
2 flusha by flushaguy November 12, 2019

2-Fluoromethamphetamine

2-Fluoromethamphetamine (2-FMA) is a fluorinated amphetamine research chemical which last 6 to 12 hours and is an NDRI (Norepinephrine Dopamine reuptake inhibitor). Common doses are 30mg. 2-FMA is also known as Fluoradderall. It releases less dopamine than Adderall, Speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine), and Meth (Methamphetamine) yet about as much Norepinephrine as Amphetamines and it could possibly be stronger than Adipex (Phentermine). It's often compared to Vyvanse and it's unknown whether 2-FMA (2-Fluoromethamphetamine) is stronger or weaker than 2-FA (2-Fluoroamphetamine). The dose range for 2-FMA is 10mg to 50mg+. It's useful for ADHD, memory, relaxation, focus, confidence boost, energy, and more.
Tony: I took 30mg of 2-Fluoromethamphetamine (2-FMA) and I was cleaning stuff and then studying for 6 hours straight.

2,000 Dirty Flushes 

Ingesting a copious amount of blue food coloring in order to turn ones fecal matter blue with the intent of upperdecking an unsuspecting person. The result is a "blue water effect" in the toilet bowl similar to that of commercial cleaning products.
Lance downed 2 cups of blue food coloring and in 12 hours he's doing the 2,000 dirty flushes on Jaimies toilet. That bitch will think she's getting a clean bowl.... but she's not. Jaimie is a dumb ass.
2,000 Dirty Flushes by lilmissblue August 29, 2010

2 girls 1 flute 

The act of stinking the end of a flute up a women's vagina. While up there another girl (preferably a flautist) will play a a concert B-flat scale.
Girl 1: Hey did you see that video called "2 Girls 1 Flute"?
Girl 2: Uhm no, I don't think that exist.
Girl 1: Lets make our own video!
Girl 2: Okay!!

Jill was 2 girls 1 fluting Jillian on the bus ride home from the band trip.
2 girls 1 flute by this kad September 23, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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