.2 flu

Calling in sick to work because you want go out drinking or because you are hungover.

Bob called in sick tonight. He probably has the .2 flu.

by Gout Slayer August 2, 2016

3.2 flu

A hangover. In some states, many establishments are allowed only to sell beer what contains no more than 3.2% alcohol by weight.

"Jen missed work today because she has the 3.2 flu."

by Scott McDaniel May 30, 2006

2-Flush Dump

A defication of such magnitude, it requires flushing the toilet twice to get the entire product down the toilet.

It should be noted that all men quietly celebrate taking a 2-Flush Dump.

by 2Old4This July 25, 2004

2 flusha

When ur poop way to big for one flush so u have to use two to get that baby down the tubes

2 flusha breaks the boundaries of language. can be used in any country.

Damn son, i just laid a 2 flusha.

by flushaguy November 12, 2019

2-Fluoromethamphetamine

2-Fluoromethamphetamine (2-FMA) is a fluorinated amphetamine research chemical which last 6 to 12 hours and is an NDRI (Norepinephrine Dopamine reuptake inhibitor). Common doses are 30mg. 2-FMA is also known as Fluoradderall. It releases less dopamine than Adderall, Speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine), and Meth (Methamphetamine) yet about as much Norepinephrine as Amphetamines and it could possibly be stronger than Adipex (Phentermine). It's often compared to Vyvanse and it's unknown whether 2-FMA (2-Fluoromethamphetamine) is stronger or weaker than 2-FA (2-Fluoroamphetamine). The dose range for 2-FMA is 10mg to 50mg+. It's useful for ADHD, memory, relaxation, focus, confidence boost, energy, and more.

Tony: I took 30mg of 2-Fluoromethamphetamine (2-FMA) and I was cleaning stuff and then studying for 6 hours straight.

by HawaiianPunch1 July 30, 2024

2,000 Dirty Flushes

Ingesting a copious amount of blue food coloring in order to turn ones fecal matter blue with the intent of upperdecking an unsuspecting person. The result is a "blue water effect" in the toilet bowl similar to that of commercial cleaning products.

Lance downed 2 cups of blue food coloring and in 12 hours he's doing the 2,000 dirty flushes on Jaimies toilet. That bitch will think she's getting a clean bowl.... but she's not. Jaimie is a dumb ass.

by lilmissblue August 29, 2010

2 girls 1 flute

The act of stinking the end of a flute up a women's vagina. While up there another girl (preferably a flautist) will play a a concert B-flat scale.

Girl 1: Hey did you see that video called "2 Girls 1 Flute"?
Girl 2: Uhm no, I don't think that exist.
Girl 1: Lets make our own video!
Girl 2: Okay!!

Jill was 2 girls 1 fluting Jillian on the bus ride home from the band trip.

by this kad September 23, 2011