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A painful aching in the testicular region resulting from prolonged dry-humping.
"After rubbing on her jeans for half an hour, my nads turned into rice pudding and I threw up due to the extreme pain of my blueballed condition."
by 2Old4This July 26, 2004
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A defication of such magnitude, it requires flushing the toilet twice to get the entire product down the toilet.
It should be noted that all men quietly celebrate taking a 2-Flush Dump.
by 2Old4This July 26, 2004
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