Turtle Ride

Sometimes a man comes along, a man that looks like Carlos Beltran, but dances like a Turtle. No, it's cool. George looks like Turtle.

Turtle get the car!!!

Who wants a Turtle Ride!!!

Turtle Ride by It's Brian July 22, 2006

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Sexy Turtle Ride

A Sexy Turtle Ride is when a man and a woman are both naked. The woman gets on the man's back when he crouching on his knees and hands. The man takes her around slowly for a tour of the house. If the man falls it could result in a broken bone, ride with caution!

Hey baby, you wanna give me a sexy turtle ride???
Sure.
(clothes get removed and the man takes off)

Sexy Turtle Ride by That is Whack56 April 25, 2006

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ride the turtle

Doggy style with a pregnant chick.

Bro, did you ride the turtle?

ride the turtle by illone84 July 6, 2017

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ride the sea turtle

Butt stuff. But like, very gentle and underwater.

Alyssa is very excited about getting married in the aquarium, but she does not want to ride the sea turtle.

ride the sea turtle by Ataraxy137 May 27, 2017

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Turtle2ride

PMF on some real dope shit
Loves cocaine and ayerab bitches
Always 1hunnit

That nigga turtle2ride loves cocaine and ayerab bitches!!

Turtle2ride by Turtle2ride November 22, 2021

stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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