Zak, has a fucking huge ass dick. It is so big he tucks it into his sock , if Zak comes over to your houseyou knowyour mother or sister WILL wind up pregnant.
A nickname for Zachary, "Zak" is just as correct as "Zach, Zack, or Zac".
Is often annoyed when one spells his nickname as one of the three other variations.
(zak) n. 1. One who is admired for his skills with skateboarding, women, art, etc. 2. Plastic chair. 3. A notorious teenager from the early twenty-first century known for his delightful humor and good looks. 4. Scholar of Zakology.
-zak adj.
Someone who seems quiet and distant at first but when you get him talking it's like he can see right through you,
Is good at making you laugh,girls and realising problems that people have with each other.