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Šimun is a person that had a 14 inch penis in his ass, but his actual penis lenght is 2 centimeters
Ivana: did you see that guy?
Claire: yeah that is Šimun
Šimun by IvanBanana69 March 18, 2022
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comes to school either High or Drunkness. is completely usless and can not do anything in school. does not read the book that he chose, and pulles down his team.

he is so increadibly stupid that that his pants are like chairs.

He is the complete oppisite of a Steinar.

catch phrase HHHAAAAAA??!?!?!!? and WHAT??!??!?!?!!?!?!?!?
person A: dude he came to school completely Drunk.
person B: yeah i know he is such a Símun.
Símun by Dáweed January 27, 2020
u can’t say a lot about this person. the thing u can say is that he’s a amazing person and he has a huge dick
someone: omg you know simon?
you: that big dick guy, yea i know him
someone: simun is such a amazing person
simun by your local lover January 22, 2022
u can’t say a lot about this person. the thing u can say is that he’s a amazing person and he has a huge dick
someone: omg you know simon?
you: that big dick guy, yea i know him
someone: simun is such a amazing person
simun by your local lover January 22, 2022

Simon Lo 

Simon Lo is a teacher from LSC. He weighs 3000kg and he can't run 100m to catch the 42 bus after school. He is known as the pig that shouts. He makes videos about himself sitting on a chair and call it science lessons. He makes stupid jokes like 🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴👐C that is murdering you in chinese.
Student A: Simon Lo is coming!!
Simon Lo: *slams books on table because he too fat can't carry
Student B: WOW!

Simon Lo: If you don't bring homework i will🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴👐C you!!!
Simon Lo by JohnMakFan November 11, 2020

Simon Says 

A game where you must obey the instructor’s orders only if they start the statement with “Simon says.”
Simon says to stream “Simon Says” by NCT 127 in order to have clear skin.
Simon Says by jaehyunamor November 22, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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