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u can’t say a lot about this person. the thing u can say is that he’s a amazing person and he has a huge dick
someone: omg you know simon?
you: that big dick guy, yea i know him
someone: simun is such a amazing person
simun by your local lover January 22, 2022
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u can’t say a lot about this person. the thing u can say is that he’s a amazing person and he has a huge dick
someone: omg you know simon?
you: that big dick guy, yea i know him
someone: simun is such a amazing person
simun by your local lover January 22, 2022
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He is The kind of guy you see in school but never meet Because He is too Cool. He is hot, inteligent and good in bad ;) but The sad fact is He always ends up with Lucija
1: wow WHO is that guy

2: that is Šimun

1: i wanna date him! He is soo cute!!!
2: sry but He is with Lucija

1 :(((((
Šimun by Lola lola 123 April 30, 2016
comes to school either High or Drunkness. is completely usless and can not do anything in school. does not read the book that he chose, and pulles down his team.

he is so increadibly stupid that that his pants are like chairs.

He is the complete oppisite of a Steinar.

catch phrase HHHAAAAAA??!?!?!!? and WHAT??!??!?!?!!?!?!?!?
person A: dude he came to school completely Drunk.
person B: yeah i know he is such a Símun.
Símun by Dáweed January 27, 2020
Šimun is a person that had a 14 inch penis in his ass, but his actual penis lenght is 2 centimeters
Ivana: did you see that guy?
Claire: yeah that is Šimun
Šimun by IvanBanana69 March 18, 2022

Simon Lo 

Simon Lo is a teacher from LSC. He weighs 3000kg and he can't run 100m to catch the 42 bus after school. He is known as the pig that shouts. He makes videos about himself sitting on a chair and call it science lessons. He makes stupid jokes like 🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴👐C that is murdering you in chinese.
Student A: Simon Lo is coming!!
Simon Lo: *slams books on table because he too fat can't carry
Student B: WOW!

Simon Lo: If you don't bring homework i will🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴👐C you!!!
Simon Lo by JohnMakFan November 11, 2020

Simon Says 

A game where you must obey the instructor’s orders only if they start the statement with “Simon says.”
Simon says to stream “Simon Says” by NCT 127 in order to have clear skin.
Simon Says by jaehyunamor November 22, 2018
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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