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comes to school either High or Drunkness. is completely usless and can not do anything in school. does not read the book that he chose, and pulles down his team.

he is so increadibly stupid that that his pants are like chairs.

He is the complete oppisite of a Steinar.

catch phrase HHHAAAAAA??!?!?!!? and WHAT??!??!?!?!!?!?!?!?
person A: dude he came to school completely Drunk.
person B: yeah i know he is such a Símun.
Símun by Dáweed January 27, 2020
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He is The kind of guy you see in school but never meet Because He is too Cool. He is hot, inteligent and good in bad ;) but The sad fact is He always ends up with Lucija
1: wow WHO is that guy

2: that is Šimun

1: i wanna date him! He is soo cute!!!
2: sry but He is with Lucija

1 :(((((
Šimun by Lola lola 123 April 30, 2016
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u can’t say a lot about this person. the thing u can say is that he’s a amazing person and he has a huge dick
someone: omg you know simon?
you: that big dick guy, yea i know him
someone: simun is such a amazing person
simun by your local lover January 22, 2022
u can’t say a lot about this person. the thing u can say is that he’s a amazing person and he has a huge dick
someone: omg you know simon?
you: that big dick guy, yea i know him
someone: simun is such a amazing person
simun by your local lover January 22, 2022
Šimun is a person that had a 14 inch penis in his ass, but his actual penis lenght is 2 centimeters
Ivana: did you see that guy?
Claire: yeah that is Šimun
Šimun by IvanBanana69 March 18, 2022

Simon Lo 

Simon Lo is a teacher from LSC. He weighs 3000kg and he can't run 100m to catch the 42 bus after school. He is known as the pig that shouts. He makes videos about himself sitting on a chair and call it science lessons. He makes stupid jokes like 🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴👐C that is murdering you in chinese.
Student A: Simon Lo is coming!!
Simon Lo: *slams books on table because he too fat can't carry
Student B: WOW!

Simon Lo: If you don't bring homework i will🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴👐C you!!!
Simon Lo by JohnMakFan November 11, 2020

Simon Says 

A game where you must obey the instructor’s orders only if they start the statement with “Simon says.”
Simon says to stream “Simon Says” by NCT 127 in order to have clear skin.
Simon Says by jaehyunamor November 22, 2018
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