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Ýmir is the type of guy that would drink bleach because he thought it was wierd sprite and is a complete hypocritical vitamin d defficinte clown that collects fetus’s
Man 1: ýmir passed by my house i was terrified to see his collection of fetus’s.

Man 2: wait was he holding them in his hands or......?

Man 1: there were five fetus’s in his mouth he also couldn’t hold all of them some fell on the ground.

I am fucking scarred for life i am going to a therapist now goodbye.
Ýmir by A waste of atom’s December 20, 2019
Words you can keep
A Scandinavian name that is generally given to Scandinavian homosexuals
1: hi, I’m ýmir!
2:I didn’t know that you were a homosexual!
Ýmir by Tomatothomas April 3, 2021
Ymir is a lesbian character from Attack On Titan who doesn’t give two shits about anyone except Historia Reiss, her girlfriend. She’s badass and hot. What more is there to ask for?

I have so many gifs of her, she’s just too fucking sexy
Person 1: Hey, who do you kin from Attack On Titan?
Person 2: Historia.
Person 1: Oh I kin Ymir.
Person 1 and Person 2: *get married*
Ymir by ymircult December 11, 2020
A lesbian Character from Attack on Titan. She is brave and very tall and very gay for Historia Reiss. She regrets to not marry her.
Guy: Hey Historia, wan't a date?

Ymir: Shut up dumbass! The Goddess is mine!
Ymir by Ymir is a lesbian August 26, 2020
literally so hot. the hottest character in aot. she’s so hot.
woah. ymir is so hot
ymir by bitchidk January 20, 2021
tall hot lesbian
she doesn't give a shit about anything but her girlfriend historia
when i tell you i am so in love with this woman

i would do anything for her to be real
person 1:who's your favorite aot character?
person 2:ymir
*starts making out*
ymir by aot=bi panic February 21, 2021
Ymir is the most HOTTEST and FINEST character in aot.if u disagree, get out, leave,the doors right there hun👎😂

Ymirs basically a side character from the anime aot, she appears next to her wife HISTORIA alot (bc there married ofc) and plays a huge part in historias storyline.
For example "ymir is so fine please marry me"
Ymir by Mamacomepickmeup July 6, 2021
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"My salad days,
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