Électroucuter

To accidentally subject one’s posterior to an electrical shock, resulting in immediate discomfort, panic, regret, and often involuntary vocalization.

“En essayant de réparer sa clôture électrique, Michel s’est électroucuter et a battu son record personnel du 100 mètres.”

Électroucuter by The Sax of ender May 31, 2026

electrocuted squirrel 

one of patty's life lessons and analogies on how a person can die.

If you don't be careful, you may end up like the electrocuted squirrel.

electrocuted squirrel by okthisisstupid August 28, 2009

electrocute 

To kill something using electricity. In common usage, the word is incorrectly used as a synonym to "shock," which means to apply electricity to. This usage being far-spread does not make it correct, however.

Incorrect: My science teacher electrocuted me when I entered the classroom. (Unless your science teacher is a murderer.)

Correct: The man, condemned for third degree manslaughter and arson, was electrocuted.

electrocute by Anonymous_YXZ September 9, 2008

electrocuted 

A severe, sudden and powerful surge of electricity entering your organic being and frying your inside bits.

You can survive being electrocuted if your feet are rubbery.

electrocuted by BennyBenny July 10, 2019

electrocuted 

When someone elects to drink too many 'depth charges' thus forcing them to become a spectator for the rest of the night.

Broski, you were electrocuted last night. How many D-Charges did you have?

electrocuted by Catenacci April 27, 2008

electrocute 

If sum1 gotta hairstyle lookin' like he/she's been electrocuted whilst same time it's cute.

If ya wanna 'come more cute, jusdo yaself electrocute.

Dat boy looks so electrocute.

electrocute by chipskid May 17, 2010

electrocuted potato 

An uncooked potato because you can't cook a potato by electrocuting it.

"This potato tastes raw."
"No, it's an electrocuted potato, and therefore it is cooked."

electrocuted potato by a living homo sapiens sapiens November 12, 2022