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He might look cold hearted but he is best thing that could happen to anyone, he has a very pure heart and his existence is something you'd crave for eternity. Lets not forget how adorable his voice is that soothes your heart and dives into your heart. He is someone very possessive for people he likes. He probably wouldn't like you giving attention to soemone else more than him.
Why do you need other boys when you've asif in your life, he is all in one.
Asif by Rmxxx October 11, 2021
A great guy. Attractive. No reason for a girl to not like him. Brags about being better, but who cares honestly?
Asif brags, but is great.
Asif by Nameless human being November 13, 2019
A real playa and charmer and predator falls in love only to realise women are fake then moves on to his next prey

Asifs are tall, dark and handsome and really wealthy with all the 10/10

Every woman wants Asif
Asifs are hot and full of sexual pleasure
Asif by Stacy92 September 30, 2018
shonk gorilla stomp baby
asif by bitch im manny August 21, 2004
A BIIIIIG ANIME WEEB LIVING WITH BIG BOZONGA ANIME GIRLS IN BEDS WITH APPPPPLESSSS AND WATERRRRRR RAINING ON EM.

Sorry he was being weird don’t listen to the sentence before this.
Asif are you fighting over apples and anime again?
Asif by Ailed;kkaldsfjladfj;ldfj February 7, 2022
a term used to describe the masters of the art of sexual pleasure. Trained to perfection at all sex positions and sex styles.
Whoa! look at those asifs over there! i wish they notice me, my boyfriend is a pussy when it comes to sex
asif by german shepard owns November 8, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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