A tardo is the evolution of a retard. when a retard gains the ability to function among normal
people but is still considered
retarded because of his or her awkwardness. Tardos are prone to crapping their pants in public and
will most likely try to attack you if you make too much eye contact. The best way to deal with tardos is to keep away.
Steve: Holy
Crap!!! did you see that new
kid. I was checkin her out and then she just friggin jumped out of her chair and tried to attack me. What a tardo.
Jorge: You know what steve? I think she just crapped her pants.