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Old Friend 

Term used when greeting a friend you haven't spoken to or seen in quite awhile.
How's it going, old friend? We haven't spoke in a minute.
Old Friend by Lazarus_FPS April 21, 2017

Old Friend zone 

The act in where a female rejects a male, but the female doesn't want to hurt the males feelings so she says something along the lines of "I want my kids to marry your kids", therefore basically being one of those 'old friends' adults tend to introduce to their kids
guy 1:" dang bro, she said she wanted her kids to marry mine"
guy 2:" bro what 'zone' are you even in right now?"
guy 1:"the old friend zone"
guy 2: "dang bro, harsh"
Old Friend zone by randomguy382 January 16, 2022

Your old friend blue 

That friend who’s been in your life for an extended period of time that you can never remember
A: hey do you remember your old friend blue

E:no I don’t who is blue

A:dude they literally spent every day at your house

hello darkness my old friend

Originally a song from 1964, with over 91 million views it was uploaded to YouTube in 2009 and became a meme.

dark|ness
ˈdɑ knəs
NOUN
wickedness or evil:
"the forces of darkness"
synonyms: evil · wickedness · corruption · sin · sinfulness · iniquity ·
Simon: Hello darkness, my old friend.
Darkness: I have a boyfriend.

Simon: Walks into physics class
Simon: Hello darkness, my old friend.

When you have a math test and haven't studied.
hELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND !!

Beat the piss out of an old friend 

When a man announces he's going to the bathroom to take a leak.
"Deal me out of this hand, guys. I've got to beat the piss out of an old friend."

hello darkness my old friend

hello darkness my old frienddddd
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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