[baffle] 

Bitch.ass.fucker.fucking.lonely.elephants

Man you are such a baffle!

[baffle] by Killa Ki. August 8, 2008

baffle 

To completely dumbfound, confuse, or otherwise render speechless by either asking a question or stating something beyond their intelligence.

Toni:The mechanism of endocannabinoid synaptic transmission is believed to occur as follows: first, transmission of the excitatory neurotransmitter glutamate causes an influx of calcium ions into the post-synaptic neuron.

Guy: ummm... what? (Toni baffled Guy)

baffle by WhtRhino January 19, 2009

baffle 

To rub one's balls on their friend's waffle

Hey Ash, how does That baffle taste?

WTF

baffle by Smashley02129 December 20, 2013

Baffle 

This word has multiple contexts but the 2 main ones are:
1) confused as in baffled
2) take something by surprise

1) OMG SOME GUY JUST CAME UP TO ME AND ASKED ME WHAT 9 + 10 IS! I WAS SO BAFFLED!
2) Oh, man. Last night I baffled some chicks pussy. A one night stand, bro.

Baffle by BriærChezEclairé October 7, 2015

baffle 

alcoholic hermit, homosexual character, approach with extreme care he is armed with a vb tinnie

i went out last night and got baffled

baffle by Anonymous June 27, 2003

Baffle 

another way of saying "werd"

one person: I got high last night.
another person: baffle

Baffle by Sar February 15, 2004

BAFFLE 

Best Amazing Friend For Like Ever

Girl 1: Girl your my BAFFLE
Girl 2: BAFFLE hug!

BAFFLE by Ghost_Face16 April 26, 2019