[Witch] 

A witch is a conceited, antagonistic, two-faced (or dual personalities), manipulative, passive-aggressive , cowardly, hateful, trouble starting, backstabbing, evil, sly, secretly plotting, self-centered, snide, self righteous FEMALE that goes out of her way to make trouble for you personally. She is skilled at double entendre, subterfuge, lies, and at playing the injured party (victim) in most any confrontation. A witch is expert at offending in a socially accepted way.

Worshipping pagan gods may play part in this.

One may have righteous feelings of contempt, anger, and hatred towards this witch. One may have a burning desire do violence to this witch, as well as mentally plotting revenge against this witch.

The secretary was a real witch for running off with her married boss and his money the way she did.

[Witch] by Occasionally Alert February 27, 2019

witch 

1. One who practices witchcraft (not neccasarily connected with Wicca).

It is also used to describe those who follow the Wiccan religion, and, in some instances, those who practice any type of magick (Goetic, Herbal, Enochian, etc).

2. A bitter or hateful women. Used in a deragatory sense. A hag, if you will.

3. A less insulting (if there is such a thing) form of call someone a bitch.

Salem, Massachusetts and many other places held several trials for those who were seen as "evil witches." As a result, many innocent people were killed.

witch by Shay'oul June 6, 2004

Witch 

The battle word for bitch

“TALK TO THE GLYPH WITCH”

Witch by SamHolen March 21, 2023

Witch 

Anyone whom we burn that wieghs the same as a duck. (Also made of wood)

"And then why do witches burn. Hmmm.."
"Because they're, made of wood?"
"So how do you tell if she is made of wood?"
"Eh.. Build a bridge out of 'er"
"But can not you also build bridges out of stone?"
"Oh yeah"
"Does wood sink in water?"
"No no it floats. Throw her into the pond!"
"Wait! What also floats in water?"
"Umm.. very small rocks. churches. lead!"
"A duck"
"presicly!"
"So logically.."
"If she weighs the same as a duck, then shes made outta wood."
"And therefore"
"She's a witch!"

Witch by Population Tire October 2, 2005

Witch 

A practitioner of Witchcraft. Usually positive and Earth-oriented in their religious or spiritual outlook. All Wiccans are Witches, but not all Witches are Wiccans. Similarly, all Witches are Pagan, but not all Pagans are Witches. Witches usually utilise Magick, and can be male or female

Look at that funky Witch, he's so cool, let's all become Witches and worship the Old Ones

Witch by WitchBoy December 23, 2003

witch 

1) A member of the craft. One who does good deeds when and where they can, and understands the meaning of balance and Spirit.
2) Someone who does their studies ( Watching charmed doesn't make you a witch, that show has its facts mixed up)
3) Someone who does their best in this incarnate and the next.
4) Know's the rules and plays by them.

W:"Yeah I'm a witch"

NW:" thats hot"

W: "Yeah I know"

witch by WEEEEEEEE May 13, 2006

Witch 

A Witch is the most powerful zombie in the video games Left 4 Dead and Left 4 Dead 2. Basically she sits in a corner and cries during nighttime, and walks around drunkenly in the daylight. If you startle her (not recommended), then she FLIPS OUT and opens up a can of whupass on you, smearing your sorry butt all over your TV screen with her big-ass claw thingies.

Player (pokes Witch): what's that?

Witch: AaaaaaaaaaaaaaH!!!!!

(Player dies)

Palyer respawns: Shit!

Witch by bambimustdie March 29, 2010