[Valarious] 

Valarious: In a way trying to be funny on others account or in a way to make themselfs look better than other!

a better term to use instead of calling someone mean, douchy or a C**t.

I made this much money last week, oh you only made that. Hahaha

Dude stop being so Valarious

You donated blood for the third time this week? Thats nothing compared to me, I funded a Galla for the rich and prestigous school Pantheon for mentally challenged kids! I'd say that would rank above yours, wouldn't you agree?

Thats Valarious....

[Valarious] by TossACoinToYourThort January 6, 2020

vicarious embarrassment 

The very uncomfortable sympathetic feeling experienced while you watch someone else embarrassing themselves. This feeling is often intensified when the person embarrassing themself is not aware of how embarrassing their behavior is. In this case it is more like you are feeling the embarrassment on their behalf.

George: OMG, dude...this talent show is killing me. The fat girl dancing to 'Ice, Ice, Baby'...
Dude: I know man, I know...all the wrong things are jiggling--
George: --And her dancing! Everyone is laughing and she just keeps going. It's like a trainwreck right now. I don't even want to watch!
Dude: Total vicarious embarrassment right now, man.
George: Ugh. Let me know when it's over.

vicarious embarrassment by cuntwurst November 17, 2011

Falarious

When something is so funny u combine the word "fucking and hillarious" making the word falarious

Ross "OMG the joke Matt said today was so Falarious"

Jake "IK that kid in general is Falarious"

Falarious by Eman Ekaf May 27, 2010

vicarious

1. To experience something through watching another's activities.

2. A great song by Tool, where in it the lead singer Maynard says that he is Vicarious because by watching people die, he himself can feel death.

1. I watched people sky-diving and felt a vicarious rush of excitment.

2. When I went to a Tool concert they played Vicarious.

vicarious by Godsmack Kid September 4, 2008

halarious

The way far too many people spell "hilarious." It is definitely one of the most popular misspelled words in the english laguage. "Halarious" is how most people pronounce "Hilarious" in every day speech. This is the root of the word.

An IM conversation:
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Joe: "Dood thatz halarious"

Grant: "No dude, it's your typing that's hilarious."

halarious by Cody Murray August 9, 2006

oh my various gods

Similar to the use of oh my God, as in a situation of great surprise. This is better suited for polytheists such as Hindu's, and for those who want to draw looks in public.

Oh my various Gods, I ran out of gas!

oh my various gods by Michael Scott February 16, 2006

Various toast 

The best dinner to have when no dinner is planned or when you have no cheese!

It involves 3 or more pieces of toast with a minimum of 3 types of toast toppings.

I had various toast for dinner tonight - 4 pieces of toast, white, with Vegemite, Peanut Butter, Fig Jam, Honey!

Various toast by VariousToastMan April 15, 2011