[Szechuan]  

(Pronounced: Sesh-Won) Silicon Valley term for a female Asian escort posing as a massage therapist ...OR... a fine beautiful Asian lady. Other variations include "Szechee" and "Szechuanees".
Szechee refers ONLY to cute young Szechuans. Szechuanees refers to a group of Szechuans.

Person 1: Hey, I just sessioned with a Szechuan ! She called me Supa-Man!
Person 2: What? You TOFTT? How was she?
Person 1: She speaky a little engrish! But bro, she was a fine Szechee! I'm gonna go post a mini tonight for all my brothers to see! GFE++!BBBJ!!BBFS!!!
Person 2: They are gonna call you a shill again.
Person 1: Oh well. I gotta go now, headed to Santana Row, gonna go buy her a gift!BBFS!!
Person 2: I'll go too. I won't mind staring at all the the Szechuanees.

[Szechuan] by So Says CharlySays December 15, 2008

Szechuan 

Szechuan dishes are simply, VERY hot and spicy. A style of cooking found in Chinese cuisine. They may use Chili peppers, Szechuan pepper, garlic, and salt.

I went to this new Chinese restruant and had the Szechuan Chicken. It was really good, but it felt like my mouth was on fire!

Szechuan by Kate May 13, 2005

Szechuan 

(Pronounced: Sesh-Won) Silicon Valley term for a female Asian escort posing as a massage therapist ...OR... a fine beautiful Asian lady. Other variations include "Szechee" and "Szechuanees".
Szechee(sesh-eee) refers ONLY to cute young Szechuans. Szechuanees(sesh-won-eees) refers to a group of Szechuans.

Person 1: Hey, I just sessioned with a Szechuan ! She called me Supa-Man!
Person 2: What? You TOFTT? How was she?
Person 1: She speaky a little engrish! But bro, she was a fine Szechee! I'm gonna go post a mini tonight for all my brothers to see! GFE++!BBBJ!!BBFS!!!
Person 2: They are gonna call you a shill again.
Person 1: Oh well. I gotta go now, headed to Santana Row, gonna go buy her a gift !!BBFS!!
Person 2: I'll go too. I won't mind staring at all the the Szechuanees.

Szechuan by Charly Says December 15, 2008

szechuan 

normally a chinese style of cooking, however it is normally used in my world instead of says one.....sezone......szechuan, its funny an it works!

Screech; u smell like fart kel,
Kelly; szechuan!

szechuan by smellykell February 18, 2010

SzeChuan 

place in china where people eat food that is very spicy
Pronounced Sze Chuan like with a hard ch, like change

"szechuan food is too spicy for me"
"i want to go to szechuan"

SzeChuan by BigYeetus June 16, 2021

szechuan sauce 

The best God damn dipping sauce McDonald's ever created that was wrongfully taken from us in 1998 due to the limited time offer.

I'd like to get a ten piece McNugget and a bunch of szechuan sauce, like as much as you're allowed to give me.

szechuan sauce by TheLiquor April 4, 2017

Szechuan Sauce 

Dipping sauce. Known to many as the 1998 McDonald's phenomenon to follow the release of Disneys Mulan.

Yo you tried that Szechuan Sauce? That shit is Fire , not like spicy fire but like FIRE like I'd bid $100,000 for a 19 year old expired sauce packet.

Szechuan Sauce by Combative Carlton April 6, 2017