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it is the meaning of life
potato is my way of living
potato by marymargielyn September 25, 2015
Food of the gods which have been blessed to us. A religious item that can be used in ceremonies.
The naked witches danced around the holy potato.
Potato by Asleo☆☽♡☼ March 25, 2017
Australian Internet in a nutshell
My internet is potato.
potato by Will eth corn May 13, 2015
A word used by some people to describe themselves in a humorous way. Generally used by girls with low self-esteem who think they aren't attractive and/or cute enough to make guys, especially their crushes, interested in them. Most of the time girls who call themselves potato are decent-looking, or even considerably cute and adorkable, so their greatest shortcoming is their lack of confidence.

For extra humour and to blunt the edge of the perceived self-loathing, these girls might add the Japanese word "kawaii" (cute, adorable, lovely) to the term, making it "kawaii potato". This might be accompanied by a drawing of a potato with a cute-looking face similar to what can be seen in drawings by fans of anime.
Not-so-confident girl: I hoped senpai would notice me today, but then I remembered I'm a potato...

Shy girl: Well, I'm a potato. A kawaii potato!
potato by Rev01Yeti July 30, 2015
Most beautiful thing on the planet... and can save lives
person 1: I think im dying
potato: eat me i'll save you
potato by Sush adush November 5, 2018
People get confused when sentences don't end the way they potato.
i can count to potatoes.
potato by slapthatbutt November 29, 2011