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[Krispy Cream] 

A blowjob given to a day old pussy juice covered penis.
The girl next door fucked my brains out last night without out a condom, assisting in my completion of a Krispy Cream from my girlfriend the next morning!
[Krispy Cream] by MCTAHOE July 3, 2011
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Krispy Cream 

A Krispy Cream is the act of a fiery vehicular crash caused by a poorly timed blowjob
Friend 1: Did you hear Johnny got sent to the hospital because of a "Krispy Cream"
Friend 2: Hopefully he gets well soon
Krispy Cream by The Krispy Creamer January 6, 2021

krispy cream 

after you cum, you wipe it with your hand and smear it all over her/his face and let dry, after you have fun with that you wipe it off but forget to wipe all off it
"What is that on your face?" "Oh this, its just Krispy cream"
krispy cream by Daniel Nez December 27, 2007

Krispy Cream 

(noun)

the act of having intercourse while wearing a donut on your penis
Bjorn: Dude I totally Krispy Cream'd her
Jacob: Noice
Krispy Cream by Poseidonulysses June 10, 2015

Krispy Cream 

you put a donut on your dick and make your girl suck on it, once she sucks on the donut, you nut. that's a krispy cream!
Man 1: hey I got donut.
Man 2: are you going to Krispy Cream?
Krispy Cream by Water Gooose December 26, 2020

Krispy Cream Donuts 

One of gods mosts prized gifts that he could of sent down with the human race. That took eons to make this luscious Circle Dough of goodness. Jesus's fat step brother was the one who originally had the idea for this but every time he would make one he would eat it. It can also be called an organism of dough that will make you nut.
Donuts, Gods Gift, Orgasim of Icing in your mouth, Awesomeness, Fried Dough Circle. Sweet Vagina Bagel. Dough, Nut, Bagel and of course Krispy Cream Donuts,
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