[Folsom] 

Possibly the most stereotypical embodiment of the American dream: "Bigger is better, and A-rabs are terrorists!"
Materialism runs amok, as do the vassals who are sold into service by their passive parents. Racial discrimination is also on the minds of more than a few of the citizens, as is sexism. Indeed, some have been told that boys don't like intelligent girls by their parents.

It seems the dreary dull of Folsom should be abolished, for, like the economy, it has long lost its luster.

Living in Folsom can be compared to being bludgeoned repeatedly with a blunt blade: you cannot die, and you cannot live.

[Folsom] by Folsomite#3153235 June 20, 2008

folsom 

the most awfully stereotypical american town ever. a suburban hell where rich white kids pretend to be ghetto and create fake drama to add interest to their otherwise dull lives.

Living in folsom is comparable to having one's body eaten slowly by an incurable disease.

folsom by stuckherestill March 21, 2004

Folsom 

A Sacramento suburb. Residing teens (many of whom are middle and upper-middle class) enjoy complaining about it and saying how awful and boring it is even though it is neither awful nor any more boring than other towns.

Folsom has its flaws, but overall, it's a good town. You can go to the lake, the river, historic Sutter Street, one of two movie theaters, Palladio (once it is finished and is not just movie theaters), golfing, biking on the various trails. You can enjoy nature in the wetlands, play sports, eat, among other things.

Folsom by T-Bizzcuit January 24, 2010

Folsom 

Folsom is a suburb to Sacramento it is mostly a upper class city but some parts of that area do suffer from more crime and poverty then others. Folsom is known for stoners, skaters, girls being hoes, and good school sports teams.

I’m finna slide to Folsom later to get sum dutch bro’s omm

Folsom by Chino martinez October 14, 2020

Folsom 

A suburban town where a bunch of entitled white kids run around being sluts and wannabe gangsters. Teen pregnancy is a usual and you can’t walk around your school with out seeing a white girl wearing a crop top and skinny jeans crying about some dumbass reason. If you are looking for an intelligent conversation you are in the wrong place because everyone in this town is missing brain cells. These white kids call themselves drug dealers when all they do is sell juul pods to 12 year olds. Every Senior in high school preys on freshman and 8th graders and parents don’t know what the fuck is going on in their daughter’s lives.

Jack: “Where are you from”
Jill: “I’m from Folsom”
Jack: “me too, let’s go hit my juul and and spread rumors about your best friend”

Folsom by A different path May 6, 2019

Folsom 

The most boring city on the face of the Earth, full of rich white kids. There really isn't anything to do, and as a teenager if you're unfortunate and have no car and no means of transportation...you're basically screwed.

There are two types of teens in Folsom:

The popular rich kids whose parents pay for everything, who graduate from high school, go to Folsom Lake College, and live in Folsom for the rest of their sad lives, living off of their parents.

Or

The kids who bust their asses to get into a good college, and leave Folsom asap, never to return.

Living here should be considered a form of torture; it may be calm and quiet, but the perpetual boredom isn't worth it.

(conversation between two folsom teens)

Ryan: Hey bro, what are you doing this weekend?

Jerry: Oh I don't know, probably nothing. Do homework I guess, gotta keep my grades up so I can go move out to Maine for college.

Ryan: Aw man, you should drive up to this awesome party far away from this desolate shit town.

Jerry: Sounds fun, but I can't. I have no car and no license.

Ryan: Sucks for you! My parents bought me a brand new Jaguar for my 16th birthday, man I don't know how you live without a license.

Jerry: Me either...

Folsom by iHate this fucking town October 30, 2011

Folsom 

A town east of Sacramento, it is a horrible town filled with fake ass bitches and skinny white "drug dealers" who just sell juul pods to freshmans. A nice town but infested with conservative dickheads who barely graduated highschool. Only good thing about Folsom is that its filled with milfs juiced up from botox.

"Hey man, where do you live?"
"I live in Folsom."
"Oh shit, that town fucking sucks."
"Yeah, it's not the best town."

Folsom by eclipse77 August 31, 2020