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Epic Games 

Made Fortnite and a spyware Steam knockoff.
Epic Games by Mcp613 April 15, 2019
Words you can keep

Epic Games 

Retard creators who can’t fix their game
Epic Games by Gods_secret_son June 14, 2018

Epic Games 

Epic Games, Inc. is a software development corporation. They are mainly known for creating the popular battle royale game, Fortnite. Epic Games is also known for their terrible customer service and horrible support features. They enjoy banning Fortnite users for using exploits that Epic Games does not remove. Sometimes it seems Epic Games does not truly care about how their users feel rather, they only care about the money... Tisk, tisk, tisk
Person contacting Epic Games: "Hello, I recently lost all my guns in Save The World because the game kicked me and my friends. It said 'We Hit a Roadblock' and something along the lines of 'Unable to save data.'

Epic Games: "Thank you for submitting your request. A member of our Player Support Team will respond as quickly as possible."

*Four Days Later*

Person contacting Epic Games: "Are you even going to respond?"

Epic Games: "Thank you for submitting your request. A member of our Player Support Team will respond as quickly as possible."
Epic Games by MathO24 August 12, 2018

Epic games 

A very scummy company that. Recently is practicing in Vari

anti-consumer business practices locking every game away into exclusive contracts in order to get people to migrate to their store worst a practice worse than PlayStation if you want my advice don't download their store download anything else Gog Steam origin there are many launchers out there that can are much better the only people that really have that launcher are fortnite fuckboys
Oh no dude don't download the epic game whatever you do the only people that play on epic games are fortnite fuckboys

Epic Games 

the company who made fortnite which is only played by toxic kids and also made unreal engine the best engine for creating random games!
Epic games more like epic gays

Epic Games 

Epic Games is that game developer that made the now infamous game Gears of War 2, using what THEY believe to be the most powerful, advanced and flexible gaming engine to date. Epic Games is nothing more than a crack team of fuck ups that were so high on their own hype for Gears of War 2, they boasted about how it would be the most unique, graphically enhanced, and addictive game for the Xbox 360, both its campaign and multiplayer. Boy were they ever wrong. Yes, the graphics are good, but the engine Epic designed seemed to mess up everything else in multiplayer, producing laggy servers, ever increasing glitches and ever heightening egos. Epic takes it upon themselves to release half-assed updates that do nothing more than make the game ever more dreadful and idiotic to play. The lack of forsight and sheer skill of Epic Games has thus brought forth one of the more tedious and frustrating games to play on the Xbox 360.
Frank1The2Tank3:Hey Cel3stial get Gears of War 2 its soo hot...

Cel3stial: Ok, but I heard its made by the Epic Games fuck squad. But whatever if you say so.

Three Months Later...

Frank1The2Tank3: Wow gay I two pieced him.

Cel3stial: THis shit is wack. Epic Games can suck my cock.

Bighead2Large21: COLE TRAIN BABY!!
Epic Games by Cold Nigga July 21, 2009

epic games 

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epic games by capson June 23, 2019
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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