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A very nasty pirate face used in case of excessive pillaging and/or plundering moods.
Matey: Aye cap'n here be ye booty.

Captain Crunch: ARR >P[
>P[ by Toodles Punch April 25, 2010
Words you can keep
THE FART FACE
my face: hair-wink-nose-tongue-chin

proper name: Voiced bilabial fricative
aka Raspberry (sound)
aka Bronx cheer is to make a noise signifying derision (and/or silliness), made by sticking out the tongue between the lips and blowing to make a sound reminiscent of flatulence.George Carlin, on his 1972 album "Class Clown", refers to this action as the bi-labial fricative.Cockney rhyming slang "raspberry tart", fart
I LIVE IN FLORIDA. WE HAVE THREE FOOTBALL TEAMS THAT ON ANY GIVEN SUNDAY MAY ALL LOOSE.
THEN YOUR PALS OUT OF STATE RAZZ YOU.
THE RESPONSE IS THE SYMBOL."{;>p)"
{;>p) by danielchristopher1of9 October 4, 2011

<.7.9.7.6.>p.s. the white light isn t wat its cracked up to be its all black and it feels good not that i want it to happen is that its fell like u rid ir self of evrything bad and floating away<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>p.s. the white light isn t wat its cracked up to be its all black and it feels good not that i want it to happen is that its fell like u rid ir self of evrything bad and floating away<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>p.s. the white light isn t wat its cracked up to be its all black and it feels good not that i want it to happen is that its fell like u rid ir self of evrything bad and floating away<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>P.s. the white light isn t wat its cracked up to be its all black and it feels good not that i want it to happen is that its fell like u rid ir self of evrything bad and floating away<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>P.s. the white light isn t wat its cracked up to be its all black and it feels good not that i want it to happen is that its fell like u rid ir self of evrything bad and floating away<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>P.s. the white light isn t wat its cracked up to be its all black and it feels good not that i want it to happen is that its fell like u rid ir self of evrything bad and floating away<.7.9.7.6.>
An emoticon expressing an evil desire to see whoever it has been sent to, uncomfortable, hurt, displeasured, annoyed, etc. Also a signifier of inner laughter at their misfortune.
Person 1: A bird flew into my head today :(

Person 2: LMAO >:P
>:P by Tophy March 7, 2005

|}+_{"?>:P)(OL<MKI*&UJNBHY^%TGVCFR$#EDXZSW@!QA~ 

you were so bored that you went thought every version of qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./
i was so bored i typed |}+_{"?>:P)(OL<MKI*&UJNBHY^%TGVCFR$#EDXZSW@!QA~
An emoticon expressing an evil desire to see whoever it has been sen to, uncomfortable, hurt, displeasured, annoyed, etc. Also a signifier of inner laughter at their misfortune.
Person 1: A bird flew into my head today :(

Person 2: LMAO >:P
>:P by Tophy March 6, 2005
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