COAD sun glasses a.k.a Centre of Attention Disorder sun glasses.
Glasses worn by
people when they are trying to be inconspicuous, the glasses however make them the centre of attention, as the glasses usually worn are the
big type that try to conceal
something, usually a black eye.
BJ Cartlidge:
Dude why are you wearing COAD sun
glasses?
Quasim: Got punched man, black eye is a
pain.
BJ Cartlidge: Fuck the glasses man, wear the black eye proud.
Quasim: Nah, I need COAD sun glasses.