:nani: 

My life is painful

1: Let's go bet some money 2: Alright! Machine: You have lost $500k dollars. 1: :nani: 2: :nani:

:nani: by Reimuudesu February 7, 2021

nani 

(informal)

Japanese for "What?"

You're always hearing this in anime and reading it in manga, and it's basically a simple response to anything confusing, offensive, or mysterious.

Can be used in virtually any situation. Plus you sound all cosmopolite if you can speak in Japanese.

1) "Nani?"
Trans: I beg your pardon?

2) "Nani?!"
T: Did you just say what I think you said?!

3) "Nani kore?"
T: What is this?

4) "Nani..."
T: This is all so mysterious and intriguing...I wonder what it all could mean.

have fun.

nani by noflo June 19, 2004

nani 

how to say "what" in japanese

usually used when you're surprised

Nani the fuck did you just fucking iimasu about watashi, you chiisai bitch desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the fuck out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu’d before on this continent, mark watashino fucking words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, fucker. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu’s the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. You’re fucking shinimashita’d, akachan.

nani by Kazariiiiiiiiiiii-chan September 2, 2021

Nani 

"What" in Japanese.

P1: Omae wa mou shindeiru (You are already dead)

P2: Nani! (What!)

Nani by xXSunlightBlaze420Xx November 2, 2017

Nani 

"What?" In Japanese

Nani?

Nani by ¥LT November 9, 2016

NANI 

What in Japanese.

Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru
NANI?!

NANI by I am Nani. January 2, 2018

nani 

Meaning 'what' in Japanese. It's the reaction to 'omae wa mou shinderiu", which means 'you are already dead'. This is a catchphrase that the lead character Kenshiro says. Usually an ear rape would fall right after.

1: OMAE WA MOU SHINDERIU
2: nani
*earrape*

nani by firstname norm, lastname ies March 22, 2018