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What a joke ::j5
::j5 by -54 January 2, 2021
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Short for Jurassic 5, a rap group that emerged in the late 90s.
When syllables slide you'll be enjoyin the vibe;
When consider it pride, it's J5;
J5 by KidNapster July 16, 2008
When someone is said to be J5, he/she has the ability to turn worst of haters into best of fans.

Coined after the legendary midfielder who has a track record of playing so well that his haters turn into fans.
"Damn man the guy that ranted about him was found praising him a month later, this guy is such a J5"
J5 by EpitomeOfBallKnowledge July 16, 2021
J5 is the Founder’s Day for the greatest fraternity in the world, Kappa Alpha Psi Fraternity Incorporated founded Thursday, January 5th, 1911. Also known as your girl favorite holiday. If your girl going out on J5, just know She Wit Da Nupes Now!
Random girl: You going to the J5 party?
Her: J5? Girl, you know I love the Nupes! I’m going
J5 by Advokate1 December 19, 2022
Friend : Yay, just got a Galaxy J5!
Me : model?
Friend : J500H
Me : sell it and buy J500FN
Friend : cut my life into pieces this is my last resort
J500H by Telepracity May 20, 2017

Trey the J50 

trey is dubm and dumb and really dumb
trey the j50 is dumb
Omg is that a cool white boy? Nah it’s just a J5V
J5V by The real white boy November 22, 2021
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