J500H

Shit device.

Friend : Yay, just got a Galaxy J5!
Me : model?
Friend : J500H
Me : sell it and buy J500FN
Friend : cut my life into pieces this is my last resort

by Telepracity May 20, 2017

j00hai

Someone you often speak in '1337' with, as a form of greeting. Used to create variety from saying 'Hai j00' all the time.

Person 1: Hai j00!
Person 2: J00hai!
Person 1: Wao iz suuw diffrintliek.

by Originalj00hai February 6, 2010

J00h

A sexy man, whose bald and has a fuzzy body, with a ginormous, elongated, circumcised penis to the point where it can unhinge your jaw trying to fit it in your mouth, he is caring and sweet, a whiz with computers, has an array of confidence that oozes power and dominance, all the guys wish they were him, makes an excellent daddy, witty, intelligent, smart ass, great body, good with money but stingy with it as well, dress's well and cares about his appearance and health, has a bad boy image but is a softy with his special lady, can make love better than a black man, outgoing, spontaneous, pot head, leaves a lasting impression on everybody.

"girl do that man she is with?"
"mmmhhhmm..that mans a j00h!"

by drtypyratehookER May 15, 2010