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Thud
A physical reaction that occurs with a males reproductive organ when sexually aroused. Blood fills the shaft and the Penis becomes erect and firm. The cowpers gland kicks into gear producing the clear fluid that trickles from the end of the tip. Making a wet spot in the shorts or dribbling off or down the erect crank. What happens beyond that is determined by the situation at hand. No pun intended. He has achieved a Thoroughly Hard Upright Dick. Thud.
While I was sniffing Theresa's Balloon Knot, I got one hell of a Thud and ending up pulling the old Bung Licker act on her. Her Gumhole softened right up and she let me Cornhole her like mad. She said I was the best Anal Intruder she has ever experienced.
Thud by The King Cornholer April 16, 2008
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thud
Nickname given to the Republic F-105 Thunderchief. The Thunderchief was primarily used as a Ground attack aircraft during the Vietnam War.
thud by JonathanChance September 29, 2003
THUD
When Ashley saw his THUD for the first time she cried in fear and disgust, then proceeded to instinctively suck it dry.
THUD by Matthew Tremor IV April 18, 2018
thud
The sound of a smitten claymate hitting the ground after hearing/seeing/thinking about something incredibly sexy/hot/adorable done by Clay Aiken.
thud by Shameless Plug January 4, 2004
thud
(Noun) One unit of hash (or hashish) of sufficient size and potency that will alter the users state of consciousness to 'high as a fucking kite'.
thud by therealanonymoose October 5, 2011
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