What everyone IS, no matter how hard they claim material things do not matter to them. THIS coming from an asshat with $80 trendy-ass jeans complete with all those useless pockets, zippers and straps and $300 worth of "alternative" jewelery.
"Um... don't need to get me anything this Christmas. I'm kind of like the non-materialistic type. Really, I am."
-that trendily-clad person that pissed me off with the same old non-materialistic bullshit.
by Shameless Plug January 09, 2004
What evil, sadistic teenagers (who like to watch people writhe in pain with locked up anger inside) can freely accuse others of. People are commonly accused of this because they:
A) Are brutally honest and painfully observant
OR
B) may or may not have made an unfair judgement that does not please the hypocritical accuser.
Funny how you are NOT judgemental should you associate a label that is appreciated. (IE: "Wild" or "Innovative")
"Oh my GOD. I am SO not arrogant!! Ugh, that little bitch, how dare she be so judgemental!!! SHE's the arrogant one, not me! She thinks she's better than me when it's the other way around!! Shower me with compliments, please..."
by Shameless Plug January 12, 2004
A person who believes s/he has a more refined taste in music and has much more knowledge in the field of music in general. Every song and genre is unacceptable unless the snob happens to like it, then it is absolute perfection. Music snobs feel obligated to enlighten everyone with unwelcome critiques and irrelivant musical trivia.
Person 1: That asshole turns her nose up at anything that isn't part of her narrow, carefully hand picked library of music.
Person 2: Music snob?
Person 1: Definitely.
by Shameless Plug January 18, 2004
An adjective used to describe basically anyone attractive. SEE, pretty people MUST be shallow, huh? In a lot of cases, this is true, but not because of their appearance. A lot of people who don't fit society's standard of pretty are as shallow as a petri dish.
Also used to describe people who can pick out any guy/girl to ask out or talk to just by looking at them.
"I am NOT shallow, I like people with depth!! Nevermind that my main concern is how I look and appear to other people!"
-Paraphrase of speech given by an undeniably deep person... well the true stuff that wasn't said, anyways.
by Shameless Plug January 12, 2004
Something a lot of girls want to be, also known as perfection. No matter how thin some girls get, they will never be happy with their weight. The quest for "skinny" causes many problems like anorexia or bulemia. Of course, when thinness comes naturally, the girls who possess it get cocky and let their egos grow bigger than necessary.
To be more exact, to be skinny is to lack fat, bulk or to weigh or appear to weigh less than average. This does not make a person worth less or more!! Word up, kiddies!
"Oh my GOD! I am SO skinny!! Yes, you are skinny too, just not as skinny as me! Oh, I love being skinny! That means I am healthier, prettier and more attractive than you! Go throw up in a toilet, now!"
by Shameless Plug January 04, 2004
1. (noun) Something teenagers claim to hate but quickly slap on themselves then advertised to other teens who are too busy contemplating themselves to care about anyone else.
2. (verb) The act of labelling someone, usually when the labelled doesn't want to be labelled.
1. UGH! I HATE labels, SO BAD. Everyone calls me a prep!! AHH!! Oh, by the way! Check out me new bracelet! I am so damn original!!
2. Don't you label ME!! How dare you!!
by Shameless Plug January 12, 2004
A person who has given him or herself this label in an attept to seem original to people who couldn't give less of a shit. See hypocrite.
"Oh my GOD, I hate Britney Spears!! Why? Uhh... I don't know... because she's a slut... uhh she DRESSES like a slut... yeah. Britney is a fad, so I must hate her!"
by Shameless Plug January 09, 2004