(to) finneagle 

To steal in a sophisticated and cunning manner. To convince (much like a confidence man) someone to part with a valuable and, if the finneagler is particularly skillful, to do so believing that it is actually what the finneagled want. Furthermore, to finneagle would be to convince someone that by handing over their valuables, it is helping the finneagler out of a jam or trouble.

I wonder if I could finneagle some cash. Who would be a pushover....who?

(to) finneagle by CJS December 25, 2004

(to be) finneagled 

To have been conned out of something. To have been convinced by a finneagler to party with something of value. To have been the target of a con man's finneagle.

Man, it happened again. She saunters over, pouts her lips, squeezes her tits together, leans close and whispers in my ears and, bang!, my cash for the night is gone. I've been finneagles again!

(to be) finneagled by CJS December 25, 2004

Finagle to the bagel

In mathematics, a "finagle" is any variable that is raised to the power of zero (0), which is shaped like a bagel, and always equals 1, or a whole bagel.

5 raised to the power of 0, which equals 1, is a "finagle to the bagel."

Finagle to the bagel by Cinderella Seuss December 1, 2023