(A) Britney 

A Britney is a group of spears.

(A) Britney
Person 1: Hey, can I buy a spear?
Person 2: If you get a Britney this week you save $50.
Person 1: I'll do that then, I could do with more than one anyway.

(A) Britney by 125ark August 16, 2020

a-britney 

Getting drunk with your mates, then deciding to shave your head.

Man, we all got so drunk on Saturday, we ended up giving Karl 'a-britney'

a-britney by Hilldog3000 February 24, 2007

a Britney 

yourself or someone else either having done or in the act of doing something stupid Britney Spears would do

walking into AND using a nasty gas station bathroom barefooted-i.e. omg! are you kidding? you totally gave that A Britney! also dating random unworthy people-i.e. if you date him you're so pulling A Britney!

a Britney by nestle leslie September 23, 2008

a britney 

Showing butt crack due to super low rise jeans like Britney Spears does.

She has a britney alright.. ewwww.

a britney by ally98 October 25, 2007

a-britney 

To stimulate oneself while your shirt is tied in a Britney spears 'hit me baby' knot.

Dude : Thank god i was doing a-britney and not a-miley as my house mates came home mid flow.

Guy: Pheww , altho if you can't undo the knot in time i think it looks worse.

a-britney by chrysalis90 May 13, 2016

a britney spears

a girl who would do almost anything to always get attention.

"Look at Lia acting like a britney spears with her pink lacy thong wrapped around her left ankle."

a britney spears by Kirk Lawrence July 3, 2006

A Britney Spears

When a man shaves the whole of his “manhood” to impress his partner but it freaks out the woman or man he’s having sex with.

“Oops I did it again”

“I just did a Britney Spears”
“I’m a slave 4 u”
“I’m gonna do a Britney Spears for u x”
“OH NO YOUVE DONE A BRITNEY SPEARS”

A Britney Spears by Pussaypatrolcummyb January 4, 2021