"Pal"entine's Day 

Cards, gifts and messages that are exchanged between friends on Valentine's Day.

Happy "Pal"entine's Day!

"Pal"entine's Day by Pickledpig Tweet February 14, 2021

Palentine's Day 

February 13th. If you are single and/or sick of the commercialization of Valentine's Day, you spend this day hanging out with your best friends, eating pizza, watching movies, and playing video games.

Watching a Lord of the Rings marathon with Chris has made this the best Palentine's Day ever.

Palentine's Day by librarianmike February 12, 2013

Palentine's Day 

Gender neutral way to recognize platonic friends on Valentine's Day.

I took my friend Chris out for Palentine's Day lunch!

Palentine's Day by MSKSBOYD February 14, 2023

Palentine's Day 

Palentine's Day is on February 13th, the other part of Valentine's Day & Galentine's Day, when you celebrate your love for your lady or guy friends! single or not.

Hey bro, my girl is celebrating Galentine's Day with her friends... want to through a Palentine's Day party of us and the rest of the crew?

Palentine's Day by aTribeCalledQuestion February 13, 2019

Phallentine's Day 

February 12th. A phallic celebration. A superior holiday to precede Galentine's Day on February 13th and Valentine's Day on February 14th. It is a day to spend time with your fellow bros and dudes while doing manly things.

Hey Chris, I heard the ladies are getting mani-pedis for Galentine's Day. Let's go eat some meat, drink some whisky, and start a fire on Phallentine's Day.

Phallentine's Day by gngomez January 25, 2017

valentine's day 

The reason so many people are born in November.

I was born in November because my parents celebrated valentine's day.

valentine's day by youdontsmellbad September 3, 2004

valentine's day 

1)holiday maliciously created to make lonely people extremely depressed.
2)a corporate conspiracy conceived by candy makers, rose growers, lingerie stores, and jewellers to get people to spend money on junk.

Valentine's day? I've had days at the dentist's that go more enjoyable than that day.

valentine's day by Frickin Sad and Frickin Lonely October 19, 2003