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"Abe Lincoln" 

Prior to ejaculation, the abe lincolnist spits on his partners back to mislead him/her into thinking that the act of releasing sperm has occured. BUT when the abe lincolnee turns around, he/she is met with a conscious-terminating punch in the face. The abe lincolnist, penis in hand, truly finishes the act on the victim's face. The sperm is then polished erotically over the lower part of the face. The hair of the dupe is then viciously chopped off and smeared onto the sperm skin to create the Abe Lincoln sex beard. (Hat is optional)
"Hey Mary whatcha doin with an "Abe Lincoln" on?! Its 4 oclock in the day and we're in church!"

"Ow Darn Chuck just abe lincolned me again last night!"
"Abe Lincoln" by Kauf Orchard October 17, 2007
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Abe Lincoln 

When shaving your pubes you completely shave the area from the dick up and leave a little hair on your balls, therefore creating the look of Abe Lincoln.
When I showed her my Abe Lincoln she dropped her Gettysburg a dress.
Abe Lincoln by Barncat6969 December 17, 2016

abe lincoln 

When a girl in front of you is annoying you at the movie theater, you whip it out rub out a good one and shoot her in the back of the head, just like Abe Lincoln.
I went to Batman: The Dark Knight this chick wouldn't shut up so I gave her an Abe Lincoln.
abe lincoln by LouDAMan, TMAN October 16, 2008

abe lincoln 

when you jizz on your partner, (or unconcious friends) face and then proceed to shave off yours or their pubic hair and apply it to their semen covered area, thus resembling a beard. to add to the "abe lincoln" effect, then take a large dump on their head to reveal the form of a top hat.
That bitch sam gave me a hefty turkish hammer so i knocked the muppet out and proceeded to give him the abe lincoln look
abe lincoln by Shem Clarke October 2, 2006

abe lincoln 

When a black chick is giving you head, and after you blow your load you say "You're free to go."
I gave that bitch a bit of the ol' Abe Lincoln last night.
abe lincoln by John Cocks February 16, 2007

abe lincoln 

First, you shave your girl's cooter(save the pube cache). Go to town on that nicely shaven mound and when you're about to blow, pull out and splatter it on her chin, then sprinkle her shaved pubes onto her face, like you're tar and feathering her.
I gave Anne the old Abe Lincoln last night. I broke my leg jumping off the balcony making my escape.
abe lincoln by Rusty Ford March 19, 2007

Abe Lincoln 

When you shave your pubes and blow a load on your girfriend/boyfriends face after getting head and trowing them on the face.
Doug gave Austin an Abe Lincoln
Abe Lincoln by Doug December 1, 2004
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