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Lakewood Level Wasted

Getting overly drunk and overly high to a point only Lakewood graduates can obtain.
Wow Kris was lakewood level wasted last night
by Ricky Bobby2132453 December 5, 2014
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Crater Wasted

When a person drinks copious amounts of alcohol and ends up getting a hole in their liver as a result. Similar to white girl wasted but more punk rock
Andy: Daniel is in the hospital
Suskerdoo: oh god why?
Andy: He had too much hooch last night and got crater wasted
by Ronald_ShootinJays_VasDeferens January 23, 2015
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Waste of carbon

Someone who's life serves no purpose
Blake just takes up space and doesn't do anything he's such a waste of carbon!
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Wasted girl

A female who tends to hang out with the “skater” boys that smoke drink and act like gang bangers. These girls will tend to join in on these stupid activities and waste their lives away with these people. They typically tend to be girls who gives themselves short or dark looking hair,”. They also make edits on social media’s of dark themed music with other women smoking and being partial nude. These women relate to them for their stupid acts. A lot of these women wear beanies on them or over their head like a masked robber.
All she does is smoke, drink, and waste her life away with people who act emo/goth. She is a wasted girl.
by Lil_autismo February 14, 2020
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Urban Time Wasting

When a berk contributes a word to UD that is basically their name followed by a definition that says (for girls) ‘xxx is the kindest most beautiful girl in the world’ or (for boys) ‘xxx has an enormous penis.’ Invariably (and I mean invariably) the contributor has a really stupid name.
Boy 1: Did you see that definition on UD of the word Shylwagh?

Boy 2: Yeah, she must be the kindest most beautiful girl in the world.

Boy 1: No. She was just Urban Time Wasting. Probs the only people who think her kind and beautiful are her doting parents who have to say something to stop her spiralling into a vortex of suicidal despair given her repulsive mug and her horrible personality. And what a stupid name!

Girl 1: Did you see that definition on UD of the word Crendio?

Girl 2: Yeah. Apparently he has the biggest cock in the known universe.

Girl 1: No. He’s just Urban Time Wasting. As well as a stupid name I’ll bet he’s so fat he won’t have seen his genitalia since he was ten. So how would he have a clear idea of his cock size compared to other Urban Time Wasting wankers?
by Mphresources August 15, 2022
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Waste mans

That guys a waste mans, he dont do shit.
by Pokémon_Master January 31, 2021
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Waste of life and space

Dude, stop being such a waste of life and space or for short Todd
by ToddIsNotEvenReal October 25, 2018
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