getting approached (physically or on a digital medium) by a slut who happens to realize you are single...usually less than 24 hours after the break up.
what you do after your semen hits the water and the sharks come is your business.
what you do after your semen hits the water and the sharks come is your business.
Guy 1: "Man, I haven't been single for more than 10 minutes and already Liz is on my wall saying hi"
Guy 2: "Yeah, she hasn't talked to you in months, man, haven't you been avoiding her?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, but she slut sharked me"
Guy 2: "Yeah, she hasn't talked to you in months, man, haven't you been avoiding her?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, but she slut sharked me"
by bahoomahoo June 13, 2010
Get the slut sharked mug.A person who lends money at high interest rates, or interest calcualted on a daily or weekly basis, with the threat of physical violence being used on failure to repay the loan.
A:"Is it fair to get a loan at 25% interest?"
B:"Fair to the loan shark you're borrowing from, maybe. . . "
B:"Fair to the loan shark you're borrowing from, maybe. . . "
by D F Stuckey July 17, 2004
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A Facebook game where an attacker sends at least a full line of emoticon sharks (^^^) through Facebook chat to a victim. Then the attacker quickly goes offline before the victim can respond.
The only counter to a shark attack is for the victim to write "NOSE PUNCH" before the attacker gets offline.
Any typos result in a direct disqualification.
The only counter to a shark attack is for the victim to write "NOSE PUNCH" before the attacker gets offline.
Any typos result in a direct disqualification.
by FrodoLives28 October 26, 2010
Get the Shark Attack mug.When an individual (typically a guy) stealthily creeps up on a girl and bites her on the ass, making her jump in astonishment/pain. A ring of teeth marks signifies a good shark bite.
The shark bite was perfected by a rugby team in Flagstaff, AZ (the Landsharks), where numerous tickets/jail time have been delivered for such actions.
The shark bite was perfected by a rugby team in Flagstaff, AZ (the Landsharks), where numerous tickets/jail time have been delivered for such actions.
by Johnny Kansas November 3, 2006
Get the shark bite mug.Dude I took my blind date home last night and she went down on me..dude all she did was shark bite! All over my shit!
by Hom2436 January 24, 2018
Get the Shark bite mug.The act of taking something without asking permission, though you may announce that you are doing so. Sometimes used to challenge someone to stop you, knowing that they will not.
by Regentage January 18, 2010
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