getting approached (physically or on a digital medium) by a slut who happens to realize you are single...usually less than 24 hours after the break up.
what you do after your semen hits the water and the sharks come is your business.
what you do after your semen hits the water and the sharks come is your business.
Guy 1: "Man, I haven't been single for more than 10 minutes and already Liz is on my wall saying hi"
Guy 2: "Yeah, she hasn't talked to you in months, man, haven't you been avoiding her?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, but she slut sharked me"
Guy 2: "Yeah, she hasn't talked to you in months, man, haven't you been avoiding her?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, but she slut sharked me"
by bahoomahoo June 11, 2010