smarkie 

This Word Is Undefinable.
It Has No Meaning.

Person 1: Okie Dokie Artichokie Pokie Smokie Smarkie!
Person 2: That Doesn't Rhyme...
Person 1: Oh Yes It Does, Cuz I Said So!

smarkie by em[ily] grace May 2, 2008

smarkie 

a particularly smelly marker.

Person 1: Whoa, look at that smarkie!
Person 2: Smarkie? Dude, do you have Tourettes?
Person 3: Hell, where did the K come from?!

smarkie by chemicalchaos March 13, 2009

Smarkie Face 

An Insult, Should Only Be Used When You're Extremely Mad At The Person.
(( May Not Go Over Well When You Call Someone It ))

Person 1: You Stupid Smarkie Face!
Person 2: What The Hell Did You Just Say To Me?
Person 1: I Called You A Smarkie Face! You Got Pwned!
Person 2: Oh, I'll Show You Who'll Get Pwned All Right...
Person 1: Oh No!

Smarkie Face by em[ily] grace May 3, 2008

Smartied 

To be smartied is to have the round nub (smartie) on top of your baseball hat jammed down onto the top of your head by some loathesome person.

Jim *rubbing the top of his head*: That asshat just smartied me.

Smartied by Meighan22 January 30, 2009

Smarties Cereal 

It's just Smarties in a bowl with milk...

Jen: Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning?

Moss: Smarties cereal

Jen: I didn't know Smarties MADE a cereal!

Moss: They don't; it's just Smarties in a bowl with milk. :)

Smarties Cereal by Hat-face November 8, 2011

Smarties Smoke 

When someone (typically teens 13-17) crush smarties and puff the sugary powder out of their mouth imitating cigarette smoke

hey want to go for a smarties smoke?

psh duh! it will be totally trippy

Smarties Smoke by discoveringwithabeat August 20, 2009

sparkie 

Australian slang for an electrician.

Me bro is a certified sparkie. good on him.

sparkie by herbie August 31, 2004